Nintendo's baked up another piece of fresh dirt for its humongous pile of trash.

User Rating: 6 | Hajimete no Wii (w/Remote) WII
After ten minutes: I'm having fun.
After thirty minutes: Still kinda fun.
After an hour: Meh.
After two hours: Rip-off.
For those out there who like to mindlessly throw your money away to Nintendo, Wii Play is the piece of junk for you!

Gameplay: There are nine games, and the Wii remote works fairly well for all of them. The problem? Barely any of them have any lasting appeal.

Graphics: What do you expect?

Presentation: To put it simply, the presentation is non-existent.

Sound: The soundtrack isn't bad, but it isn't good, is it?

My verdict: Wii Play is the biggest failure I've ever seen - and I've seen an afro ninja on the internet try to do a backflip and land on his back. That, quite literally, is more entertaining than Wii Play. The only reason this gets a 6 and not a 1 is because Tanks was actually fun. Cheers.