I assumed a lot in many of the questions, but apparently my mish mash of answers makes me chaotic evil. :P Close to neutral, though.

You Are:

Chaotic Evil

Detailed Results:
Alignment:
Lawful Good ----- XXXXX (5)
Neutral Good ---- XXXXXXXXXXXX (12)
Chaotic Good ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (15)
Lawful Neutral -- XXXXXXXXXXX (11)
True Neutral ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (18)
Chaotic Neutral - XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (21)
Lawful Evil ----- XXXXXXXXXXXXX (13)
Neutral Evil ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (20)
Chaotic Evil ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (23)

Law & Chaos:
Law ----- XX (2)
Neutral - XXXXXXXXX (9)
Chaos --- XXXXXXXXXXXX (12)

Good & Evil:
Good ---- XXX (3)
Neutral - XXXXXXXXX (9)
Evil ---- XXXXXXXXXXX (11)

Nope.

I don't see the problem. Spitting on someone's face should of prepared you for any consequence, potentially worse than someone calling the cops on you.

No chance at rehabilitation, no justice.. in all, disappointing news. Reminds me why I don't watch the noose anymoore.

Losing your companions is part of the journey. I've been around other animals all my life, so yes, I have also lost one.

Of course only in the Bermuda. Anywhere else, squids are just squids.