1. Tell the electroics guy I want an Xbox 360, and when he rings it up, I give him a wad of change, and ask in a five year old voice, "Is this enough?" and when he tells me is isn't, i walk off patheticly, wimpering like a dog. 2. Go into a fitting room, wait a while, and yell very loud, "Hey there is no toliet paper in here!" 3. Go to the service desk, and ask if I can put a bag of M&M's on layaway. 4. Take five boxes of condoms, and while old people aren't looking, put them in their buggy. 5. Set all of the clocks in houseware to go off one at a time every minute. 6. Later, go up to an employee and say "Code 3 In Houseware" in a very official voice, and see what happens. 7. Move a wet floor marker to a carpeted area. 8. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom. 9. Look right into a security camera, and use it as a mirrors to pick my nose. 10. When I go to checkout, find the hottest cashier, and when she asks where my items are, eaither say "In my pants!" or jump up on the counter, and say "Will you buy me?" or both. 11. Dart around suspeciosly, while acting as if to find cover from a spray of bullets, and humming the Mission Impossible theme. 12. Hide in a clothing rack, and when somone is browsing, say "Pick me!" 13. In the auto department put a varity of funnels on my head, and use a hubcap hanging on a wall as a mirror. 14. While handling guns in the Sporting Goods, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti depressants are. 15. When a clerk asks if they can help me I start craying, and say, "Why can't you people just leave me alone? I guess I will have to go back to the institution some time", and run away. 16.Set up a tent in the Sporting Goods, and tell really hot customers that they can sleep over if they bring pillows from the bedding department.
[QUOTE="pbronstain"] [QUOTE="chblj00"] [QUOTE="pbronstain"]WTH would you whant to go to wallmart y not? its not like im rich becouse it sucks target and cosco own it
is there a difference? except for cosco, cosco owns, but i see no difference between target and wal mart
[QUOTE="chblj00"] [QUOTE="pbronstain"] [QUOTE="chblj00"] [QUOTE="pbronstain"]WTH would you whant to go to wallmart y not? its not like im rich becouse it sucks target and cosco own it
is there a difference? except for cosco, cosco owns, but i see no difference between target and wal mart the costumer servise is much better on target than wallmart
1. Tell the electroics guy I want an Xbox 360, and when he rings it up, I give him a wad of change, and ask in a five year old voice, "Is this enough?" and when he tells me is isn't, i walk off patheticly, wimpering like a dog. 2. Go into a fitting room, wait a while, and yell very loud, "Hey there is no toliet paper in here!" 3. Go to the service desk, and ask if I can put a bag of M&M's on layaway. 4. Take five boxes of condoms, and while old people aren't looking, put them in their buggy. 5. Set all of the clocks in houseware to go off one at a time every minute. 6. Later, go up to an employee and say "Code 3 In Houseware" in a very official voice, and see what happens. 7. Move a wet floor marker to a carpeted area. 8. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom. 9. Look right into a security camera, and use it as a mirrors to pick my nose. 10. When I go to checkout, find the hottest cashier, and when she asks where my items are, eaither say "In my pants!" or jump up on the counter, and say "Will you buy me?" or both. 11. Dart around suspeciosly, while acting as if to find cover from a spray of bullets, and humming the Mission Impossible theme. 12. Hide in a clothing rack, and when somone is browsing, say "Pick me!" 13. In the auto department put a varity of funnels on my head, and use a hubcap hanging on a wall as a mirror. 14. While handling guns in the Sporting Goods, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti depressants are. 15. When a clerk asks if they can help me I start craying, and say, "Why can't you people just leave me alone? I guess I will have to go back to the institution some time", and run away. 16.Set up a tent in the Sporting Goods, and tell really hot customers that they can sleep over if they bring pillows from the bedding department. KevinIsDaBomb
[QUOTE="KevinIsDaBomb"] 1. Tell the electroics guy I want an Xbox 360, and when he rings it up, I give him a wad of change, and ask in a five year old voice, "Is this enough?" and when he tells me is isn't, i walk off patheticly, wimpering like a dog. 2. Go into a fitting room, wait a while, and yell very loud, "Hey there is no toliet paper in here!" 3. Go to the service desk, and ask if I can put a bag of M&M's on layaway. 4. Take five boxes of condoms, and while old people aren't looking, put them in their buggy. 5. Set all of the clocks in houseware to go off one at a time every minute. 6. Later, go up to an employee and say "Code 3 In Houseware" in a very official voice, and see what happens. 7. Move a wet floor marker to a carpeted area. 8. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom. 9. Look right into a security camera, and use it as a mirrors to pick my nose. 10. When I go to checkout, find the hottest cashier, and when she asks where my items are, eaither say "In my pants!" or jump up on the counter, and say "Will you buy me?" or both. 11. Dart around suspeciosly, while acting as if to find cover from a spray of bullets, and humming the Mission Impossible theme. 12. Hide in a clothing rack, and when somone is browsing, say "Pick me!" SO THAT WAS YOU! 13. In the auto department put a varity of funnels on my head, and use a hubcap hanging on a wall as a mirror. 14. While handling guns in the Sporting Goods, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti depressants are. 15. When a clerk asks if they can help me I start craying, and say, "Why can't you people just leave me alone? I guess I will have to go back to the institution some time", and run away. 16.Set up a tent in the Sporting Goods, and tell really hot customers that they can sleep over if they bring pillows from the bedding department.
[QUOTE="KevinIsDaBomb"] 1. Tell the electroics guy I want an Xbox 360, and when he rings it up, I give him a wad of change, and ask in a five year old voice, "Is this enough?" and when he tells me is isn't, i walk off patheticly, wimpering like a dog. 2. Go into a fitting room, wait a while, and yell very loud, "Hey there is no toliet paper in here!" 3. Go to the service desk, and ask if I can put a bag of M&M's on layaway. 4. Take five boxes of condoms, and while old people aren't looking, put them in their buggy. 5. Set all of the clocks in houseware to go off one at a time every minute. 6. Later, go up to an employee and say "Code 3 In Houseware" in a very official voice, and see what happens. 7. Move a wet floor marker to a carpeted area. 8. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom. 9. Look right into a security camera, and use it as a mirrors to pick my nose. 10. When I go to checkout, find the hottest cashier, and when she asks where my items are, eaither say "In my pants!" or jump up on the counter, and say "Will you buy me?" or both. 11. Dart around suspeciosly, while acting as if to find cover from a spray of bullets, and humming the Mission Impossible theme. 12. Hide in a clothing rack, and when somone is browsing, say "Pick me!" 13. In the auto department put a varity of funnels on my head, and use a hubcap hanging on a wall as a mirror. 14. While handling guns in the Sporting Goods, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti depressants are. 15. When a clerk asks if they can help me I start craying, and say, "Why can't you people just leave me alone? I guess I will have to go back to the institution some time", and run away. 16.Set up a tent in the Sporting Goods, and tell really hot customers that they can sleep over if they bring pillows from the bedding department. :lol: Good one.
1. Tell the electroics guy I want an Xbox 360, and when he rings it up, I give him a wad of change, and ask in a five year old voice, "Is this enough?" and when he tells me is isn't, i walk off patheticly, wimpering like a dog. 2. Go into a fitting room, wait a while, and yell very loud, "Hey there is no toliet paper in here!" 3. Go to the service desk, and ask if I can put a bag of M&M's on layaway. 4. Take five boxes of condoms, and while old people aren't looking, put them in their buggy. 5. Set all of the clocks in houseware to go off one at a time every minute. 6. Later, go up to an employee and say "Code 3 In Houseware" in a very official voice, and see what happens. 7. Move a wet floor marker to a carpeted area. 8. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom. 9. Look right into a security camera, and use it as a mirrors to pick my nose. 10. When I go to checkout, find the hottest cashier, and when she asks where my items are, eaither say "In my pants!" or jump up on the counter, and say "Will you buy me?" or both. 11. Dart around suspeciosly, while acting as if to find cover from a spray of bullets, and humming the Mission Impossible theme. 12. Hide in a clothing rack, and when somone is browsing, say "Pick me!" 13. In the auto department put a varity of funnels on my head, and use a hubcap hanging on a wall as a mirror. 14. While handling guns in the Sporting Goods, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti depressants are. 15. When a clerk asks if they can help me I start craying, and say, "Why can't you people just leave me alone? I guess I will have to go back to the institution some time", and run away. 16.Set up a tent in the Sporting Goods, and tell really hot customers that they can sleep over if they bring pillows from the bedding department. KevinIsDaBomb
Most of those are stolen from a list I read probably 5 years ago...
wow...that list describes behaviors and similar behaviors of kids at wal-mart that make me and other humans feel like punching them in the face.no wonder a lot of malls are instituting curfews for kids, and making it required to have an adult with them.
"12. Hide in a clothing rack, and when somone is browsing, say "Pick me!"" Funny that you mention this one because I used to hide in the clothing racks of every clothing store my family and I went to. I waited until someone approached me. Once they got close, I jumped out and yelled like a little madboy. They were scared out of their pants.
[QUOTE="Arkmon"]"12. Hide in a clothing rack, and when somone is browsing, say "Pick me!"" Funny that you mention this one because I used to hide in the clothing racks of every clothing store my family and I went to. I waited until someone approached me. Once they got close, I jumped out and yelled like a little madboy. They were scared out of their pants. People in Wal-Mart should keep their pants on.....
[QUOTE="KevinIsDaBomb"] 1. Tell the electroics guy I want an Xbox 360, and when he rings it up, I give him a wad of change, and ask in a five year old voice, "Is this enough?" and when he tells me is isn't, i walk off patheticly, wimpering like a dog. 2. Go into a fitting room, wait a while, and yell very loud, "Hey there is no toliet paper in here!" 3. Go to the service desk, and ask if I can put a bag of M&M's on layaway. 4. Take five boxes of condoms, and while old people aren't looking, put them in their buggy. 5. Set all of the clocks in houseware to go off one at a time every minute. 6. Later, go up to an employee and say "Code 3 In Houseware" in a very official voice, and see what happens. 7. Move a wet floor marker to a carpeted area. 8. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom. 9. Look right into a security camera, and use it as a mirrors to pick my nose. 10. When I go to checkout, find the hottest cashier, and when she asks where my items are, eaither say "In my pants!" or jump up on the counter, and say "Will you buy me?" or both. 11. Dart around suspeciosly, while acting as if to find cover from a spray of bullets, and humming the Mission Impossible theme. 12. Hide in a clothing rack, and when somone is browsing, say "Pick me!" 13. In the auto department put a varity of funnels on my head, and use a hubcap hanging on a wall as a mirror. 14. While handling guns in the Sporting Goods, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti depressants are. 15. When a clerk asks if they can help me I start craying, and say, "Why can't you people just leave me alone? I guess I will have to go back to the institution some time", and run away. 16.Set up a tent in the Sporting Goods, and tell really hot customers that they can sleep over if they bring pillows from the bedding department.
[QUOTE="KevinIsDaBomb"] 1. Tell the electroics guy I want an Xbox 360, and when he rings it up, I give him a wad of change, and ask in a five year old voice, "Is this enough?" and when he tells me is isn't, i walk off patheticly, wimpering like a dog. 2. Go into a fitting room, wait a while, and yell very loud, "Hey there is no toliet paper in here!" 3. Go to the service desk, and ask if I can put a bag of M&M's on layaway. 4. Take five boxes of condoms, and while old people aren't looking, put them in their buggy. 5. Set all of the clocks in houseware to go off one at a time every minute. 6. Later, go up to an employee and say "Code 3 In Houseware" in a very official voice, and see what happens. 7. Move a wet floor marker to a carpeted area. 8. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom. 9. Look right into a security camera, and use it as a mirrors to pick my nose. 10. When I go to checkout, find the hottest cashier, and when she asks where my items are, eaither say "In my pants!" or jump up on the counter, and say "Will you buy me?" or both. 11. Dart around suspeciosly, while acting as if to find cover from a spray of bullets, and humming the Mission Impossible theme. 12. Hide in a clothing rack, and when somone is browsing, say "Pick me!" 13. In the auto department put a varity of funnels on my head, and use a hubcap hanging on a wall as a mirror. 14. While handling guns in the Sporting Goods, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti depressants are. 15. When a clerk asks if they can help me I start craying, and say, "Why can't you people just leave me alone? I guess I will have to go back to the institution some time", and run away. 16.Set up a tent in the Sporting Goods, and tell really hot customers that they can sleep over if they bring pillows from the bedding department. wow 4,5,9,10 are funny as hell
1. Tell the electroics guy I want an Xbox 360, and when he rings it up, I give him a wad of change, and ask in a five year old voice, "Is this enough?" and when he tells me is isn't, i walk off patheticly, wimpering like a dog. 2. Go into a fitting room, wait a while, and yell very loud, "Hey there is no toliet paper in here!" 3. Go to the service desk, and ask if I can put a bag of M&M's on layaway. 4. Take five boxes of condoms, and while old people aren't looking, put them in their buggy. 5. Set all of the clocks in houseware to go off one at a time every minute. 6. Later, go up to an employee and say "Code 3 In Houseware" in a very official voice, and see what happens. 7. Move a wet floor marker to a carpeted area. 8. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom. 9. Look right into a security camera, and use it as a mirrors to pick my nose. 10. When I go to checkout, find the hottest cashier, and when she asks where my items are, eaither say "In my pants!" or jump up on the counter, and say "Will you buy me?" or both. 11. Dart around suspeciosly, while acting as if to find cover from a spray of bullets, and humming the Mission Impossible theme. 12. Hide in a clothing rack, and when somone is browsing, say "Pick me!" 13. In the auto department put a varity of funnels on my head, and use a hubcap hanging on a wall as a mirror. 14. While handling guns in the Sporting Goods, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti depressants are. 15. When a clerk asks if they can help me I start craying, and say, "Why can't you people just leave me alone? I guess I will have to go back to the institution some time", and run away. 16.Set up a tent in the Sporting Goods, and tell really hot customers that they can sleep over if they bring pillows from the bedding department. KevinIsDaBomb
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