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Desert Child Cheats For PC

  1. Steam Achievements

    This title has a total of 23 Steam Achievements. Meet the specified conditions, where applicable, to receive the Achievement.

    Achievement
    Collect all the secret tapes 1991
    Buy fish from the fishermen Aquaman talks to water, not fish
    Eat all the bean types Bean Machine
    Phone mom for a loan C.R.E.A.M.
    Have a bad trip. Race on 4 stacks of strange beans. Do you reckon Metro's is this good every week?
    Start a new game plus Good morning videogames!
    Achieve max notoriety, the rank of Pablo Escobar. Hello, this is Pablo
    Eat a snack pack without throwing up I’m the Lebanese Rambo!
    Complete your record collection Moriyama-san
    Eat 5 bean types. Mr. Bean
    Have 69 percent hunger. Nice
    Have over $9000 Old
    Beat the game Root Vegetables
    Never buy cigarettes. Smarter than smoking
    Equip more than 30 power cells to a bike The absolute madman
    Survive a full month on Mars. The Martian is a bad movie
    Attempt to race with over 75 percent damage and hunger The stones on this guy
    Chill for over an hour THIS is REAL fun
    Buy every newspaper Tony Jones
    Destroy two enemies at the same time Two Baboons at once
    Fend off the police without being shot. Vicious
    Successfully rob a bike on the street Well... this is low
    Take a pizza delivery job. World’s fastest pizza

    Contributed by: Eevee-Trainer 

  2. GOG Achievements

    This title has a total of 23 Achievements on GOG. Meet the specified conditions, where applicable, to receive the Achievement.

    Achievement
    Collect all the secret tapes 1991
    Buy fish from the fishermen Aquaman talks to water, not fish
    Eat all the bean types Bean Machine
    Phone mom for a loan C.R.E.A.M
    Have a bad trip. Race on 4 stacks of strange beans. Do you reckon Metro's is this good every week?
    Start a new game plus Good morning videogames!
    Achieve max notoriety, the rank of Pablo Escobar. Hello, this is Pablo
    Eat a snack pack without throwing up I’m the Lebanese Rambo!
    Complete your record collection Moriyama-san
    Eat 5 bean types. Mr Bean
    Have 69% hunger Nice
    Have over $9000 Old
    Beat The Game Root Vegetables
    Never buy cigarettes Smarter than smoking
    Equip more than 30 power cells to a bike The Absolute Madman
    Survive a full month on Mars. The Martian Is A Bad Movie
    Attempt to race with over 75% damage and hunger The Stones On This Guy
    Chill for over an hour THIS is REAL fun
    Buy every newspaper Tony Jones
    Destroy two enemies at the same time Two Baboons at once
    Fend off the police without being shot. Vicious
    Successfully rob a bike on the street Well... this is low
    Take a pizza delivery job. World's Fastest Pizza

    Contributed by: Eevee-Trainer 

Desert Child Cheats For PlayStation 4

  1. Trophies

    Complete each requirement to unlock the specified trophy.

    Trophy
    Collect all secret tapes. 1991
    Buy fish from the fishermen. Aquaman talks to water, not fish
    Eat all the bean types. Bean Machine
    Phone mom for a loan. C.R.E.A.M.
    Have a bad trip. Race on 4 stacks of strange beans. Do you reckon Metro's is this good every week?
    Start a new game plus. Good morning video games
    Achieve max notoriety, the rank of Pablo Escobar. Hello, this is Pablo
    Eat a snack pack without throwing up. I'm the Lebanese Rambo!
    Complete your record collection. Moriyama-san
    Eat 5 bean types. Mr. Bean
    Have 69% hunger. Nice
    Have over $9000. Old
    Beat the game. Root Vegetables
    Never buy cigarettes. Smarter than smoking
    Equip more than 30 power cells to a bike. The absolute madman
    Survive a full month on Mars. The Martian is a bad movie
    Attempt to race with over 75% damage and hunger The stones on this guy
    Chill for over an hour. This is real fun
    Buy every newspaper. Tony Jones
    Destroy two enemies at the same time. Two baboons at once
    Fend off the police without being shot. Vicious
    Successfully rob a bike on the street. Well...this is low
    Take a pizza delivery job. World's Fastest Pizza
    You did all the things. You win at running, football, arson, weddings, and art! You’ll even win at irony! Top score.

    Contributed by: Mookiethebold 

Desert Child Cheats For Xbox One

  1. Achievements

    Complete the required tasks to unlock each Achievement and Gamerscore.

    Achievement
    Collect all secret tapes. 1991
    Buy fish from the fishermen. Aquaman talks to water, not fish
    Eat all the bean types. Bean Machine
    Phone mom for a loan. C.R.E.A.M
    Start a new game plus. Good morning video games
    Achieve max notoriety, the rank of Pablo Escobar. Hello, this is Pablo
    Eat a snack pack without throwing up. I'm the Lebanese Rambo!
    Have a bad trip. Race on 4 stacks of strange beans. Is it this good every week?
    Complete your record collection. Moriyama-san
    Eat 5 bean types. Mr. Bean
    Have 69% hunger. Nice
    Have over $9000 Old
    Beat the game. Root Vegetables
    Never buy cigarettes. Smarter than smoking
    Equip more than 30 power cells to a bike. The absolute madman
    Survive a full month on Mars. The Martian is a bad movie
    Attempt to race with over 75% damage and hunger. The stones on this guy
    Chill for over an hour. This is real fun
    Buy every newspaper. Tony Jones
    Destroy two enemies at the same time. Two baboons at once
    Fend off the police without being shot. Vicious
    Successfully rob a bike on the street. Well...this is low
    Take a pizza delivery job. World's fastest pizza

    Contributed by: Similac 

Desert Child Cheats For Macintosh

  1. Steam Achievements

    This title has a total of 23 Steam Achievements. Meet the specified conditions, where applicable, to receive the Achievement.

    Achievement
    Collect all the secret tapes 1991
    Buy fish from the fishermen Aquaman talks to water, not fish
    Eat all the bean types Bean Machine
    Phone mom for a loan C.R.E.A.M.
    Have a bad trip. Race on 4 stacks of strange beans. Do you reckon Metro's is this good every week?
    Start a new game plus Good morning videogames!
    Achieve max notoriety, the rank of Pablo Escobar. Hello, this is Pablo
    Eat a snack pack without throwing up I’m the Lebanese Rambo!
    Complete your record collection Moriyama-san
    Eat 5 bean types. Mr. Bean
    Have 69 percent hunger. Nice
    Have over $9000 Old
    Beat the game Root Vegetables
    Never buy cigarettes. Smarter than smoking
    Equip more than 30 power cells to a bike The absolute madman
    Survive a full month on Mars. The Martian is a bad movie
    Attempt to race with over 75 percent damage and hunger The stones on this guy
    Chill for over an hour THIS is REAL fun
    Buy every newspaper Tony Jones
    Destroy two enemies at the same time Two Baboons at once
    Fend off the police without being shot. Vicious
    Successfully rob a bike on the street Well... this is low
    Take a pizza delivery job. World’s fastest pizza

    Contributed by: Eevee-Trainer 

  2. GOG Achievements

    This title has a total of 23 Achievements on GOG. Meet the specified conditions, where applicable, to receive the Achievement.

    Achievement
    Collect all the secret tapes 1991
    Buy fish from the fishermen Aquaman talks to water, not fish
    Eat all the bean types Bean Machine
    Phone mom for a loan C.R.E.A.M
    Have a bad trip. Race on 4 stacks of strange beans. Do you reckon Metro's is this good every week?
    Start a new game plus Good morning videogames!
    Achieve max notoriety, the rank of Pablo Escobar. Hello, this is Pablo
    Eat a snack pack without throwing up I’m the Lebanese Rambo!
    Complete your record collection Moriyama-san
    Eat 5 bean types. Mr Bean
    Have 69% hunger Nice
    Have over $9000 Old
    Beat The Game Root Vegetables
    Never buy cigarettes Smarter than smoking
    Equip more than 30 power cells to a bike The Absolute Madman
    Survive a full month on Mars. The Martian Is A Bad Movie
    Attempt to race with over 75% damage and hunger The Stones On This Guy
    Chill for over an hour THIS is REAL fun
    Buy every newspaper Tony Jones
    Destroy two enemies at the same time Two Baboons at once
    Fend off the police without being shot. Vicious
    Successfully rob a bike on the street Well... this is low
    Take a pizza delivery job. World's Fastest Pizza

    Contributed by: Eevee-Trainer 

Desert Child Cheats For Linux

  1. Steam Achievements

    This title has a total of 23 Steam Achievements. Meet the specified conditions, where applicable, to receive the Achievement.

    Achievement
    Collect all the secret tapes 1991
    Buy fish from the fishermen Aquaman talks to water, not fish
    Eat all the bean types Bean Machine
    Phone mom for a loan C.R.E.A.M.
    Have a bad trip. Race on 4 stacks of strange beans. Do you reckon Metro's is this good every week?
    Start a new game plus Good morning videogames!
    Achieve max notoriety, the rank of Pablo Escobar. Hello, this is Pablo
    Eat a snack pack without throwing up I’m the Lebanese Rambo!
    Complete your record collection Moriyama-san
    Eat 5 bean types. Mr. Bean
    Have 69 percent hunger. Nice
    Have over $9000 Old
    Beat the game Root Vegetables
    Never buy cigarettes. Smarter than smoking
    Equip more than 30 power cells to a bike The absolute madman
    Survive a full month on Mars. The Martian is a bad movie
    Attempt to race with over 75 percent damage and hunger The stones on this guy
    Chill for over an hour THIS is REAL fun
    Buy every newspaper Tony Jones
    Destroy two enemies at the same time Two Baboons at once
    Fend off the police without being shot. Vicious
    Successfully rob a bike on the street Well... this is low
    Take a pizza delivery job. World’s fastest pizza

    Contributed by: Eevee-Trainer 

  2. GOG Achievements

    This title has a total of 23 Achievements on GOG. Meet the specified conditions, where applicable, to receive the Achievement.

    Achievement
    Collect all the secret tapes 1991
    Buy fish from the fishermen Aquaman talks to water, not fish
    Eat all the bean types Bean Machine
    Phone mom for a loan C.R.E.A.M
    Have a bad trip. Race on 4 stacks of strange beans. Do you reckon Metro's is this good every week?
    Start a new game plus Good morning videogames!
    Achieve max notoriety, the rank of Pablo Escobar. Hello, this is Pablo
    Eat a snack pack without throwing up I’m the Lebanese Rambo!
    Complete your record collection Moriyama-san
    Eat 5 bean types. Mr Bean
    Have 69% hunger Nice
    Have over $9000 Old
    Beat The Game Root Vegetables
    Never buy cigarettes Smarter than smoking
    Equip more than 30 power cells to a bike The Absolute Madman
    Survive a full month on Mars. The Martian Is A Bad Movie
    Attempt to race with over 75% damage and hunger The Stones On This Guy
    Chill for over an hour THIS is REAL fun
    Buy every newspaper Tony Jones
    Destroy two enemies at the same time Two Baboons at once
    Fend off the police without being shot. Vicious
    Successfully rob a bike on the street Well... this is low
    Take a pizza delivery job. World's Fastest Pizza

    Contributed by: Eevee-Trainer