Movie games (and Sony makes nothing but) on a handheld is an asinine concept.

The last time I played Banjo Kazooie was maybe twelve years ago. At the time, I did not have enough puzzle pieces to open the final door after the trivia/time attack board game and gave up. This time, I opened the final door with one jigsaw to spare. So, because I have not actually played the final boss since I was a young boy, I forgot about the Jinjo statue that can't be fed with the blue eggs after you die or Game Over (or whatever causes the glitch). Will of course do it again, at another time, but pretty disappointing after excitement. Like the change in those faces in the corner, almost.

"Nintendo Seal of Quality"

@BassMan: All the elements are kind of shit, not just combat.

Yes. It's poor. I finished writing the script for my Arkham City critique, but narrating it is proving difficult. The first quarter or so took twenty-three minutes, by which point my throat was dry and I kept reading the same lines again and again. Will just record my voice sentence by sentence in Reaper. Hope WB an YouTube don't copyright-rape me. Will definitely make a second version for a file host like Mega.

Wall Street (1987, Oliver Stone)

3.5/5

Good story about Wall Street greed with unfortunate speeches, released two months after Black Monday. Didn't understand a lot of the buying and selling of numbers, but it was enough that I understood who used and squashed who. Martin and Charlie Sheen play father and son, Martin representing the working class as union leader of an airline and Charlie a stockbroker who wants to work for wealthy Wall Street player played impressively by Michael Douglas (outshining Charlie). Douglas' character convinces him to break the law (insider trading). After Martin's character gets a heart attack, Charlie's character tells him that he has another twenty years left. Wonder if son will still outlive father.

A movie with both Michael Douglas and James Spader in which neither of them have sex.

And RE1 remake number 2 rumored, in the 4 style of course. Burn this whole industry down.

1/5, like the first game.

I have been informed that Hulst was the main force behind the closure of Japan Studio. **** him.

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (1998)

2.5/5

Terry Gilliam number seven for me, the worst one. Topic doesn't really interest me, but good filmmaking. Pair get away with anything and everything somehow. Found Johnny Depp fake.

This generation? I reject the premise of the thread. Gaming been mostly pretty shitty way longer. Cause being that it got too big and brought out the worst of the corporate vultures. They don't know video games.