Also rip in pieces for your ban

I'll go with this

What I will definitely get:

1. PLAYSTATION 4: Already looks like a very attractive purchase. It looks like it is getting some mammoth backing from third parties; couple that with Sony's great first party games, interesting new IPs, some incredible specs, a nice controller, nice functionality, and this one is a lock and go for me. Unless the price is prohibitively high, I will almost definitely be picking it up at launch.
2. NINTENDO 3DS: I already own this; like the Playstation 4, it has some incredible backing from third parties, and in addition, Nintendo has thrown all its weight behind it, and we're getting some of their best output in years on the system. The hardware is still flawed in my opinion, but the games make the system, and in the case of the 3DS, there are simply too many games to be ignored.
3. PLAYSTATION VITA: Finally come into its own; it has an existing library of some great games, with some mid level first party support planned for the future. In addition, indies seem to have completely embraced the system. The added functionality with the PS4 makes it that much more appealing.

Will buy pending further changes:

1. WII U: I really wanted to love the Wii U, but so far it has been a trainwreck. Ordinarily, I am optimistic about the future prospects of a Nintendo system, if only because Nintendo supports their hardware with some great games. However, the generally underwhelming games released so far, in addition to Nintendo's radio silence about upcoming games, and their focusing on the 3DS at the expense of the WII U, makes me nervous. Assuming the system garners a good library of some great exclusives, like N64 and Gamecube did, I will definitely pick it up. Nintendo's games are simply irresistible. However, for me to even consider it at this point, Nintendo will need to course correct this console. Massively.

Pretty much won't buy:

1. XBOX: It feels very weird putting this here; for the first five years, I gamed almost exclusively on the Xbox 360, because microsoft's console was moving from strength to strength. Then third party support began to reach parity between 360 and PS3, Microsoft's exclusives began to dwindle, and PSN caught up to LIVE, meaning I could not even justify the $60 fee anymore. The next Xbox looks like a continuation of everything I disliked about the Xbox 360, but taken ahead; even if I am to disregard unsubstantiated rumors (no used games) or the more or less confirmed ones (always online; mandatory Kinect), there is nothing that makes me want to buy an Xbox; the only Microsoft franchises I used to care about have been run into the ground, and Rare is now dead. There is nothing in their stable I want, and unless some major game is exclusive to the next Xbox, I don't see myself buying it at all.

Will also have a gaming PC.

How about you?

Nintendo of America usually has its own logo as its profile picture, and the cover image of a game that they are promoting... both recently seem to have changed to F-Zero themed images.

Is Nintendo of America teasing an F-Zero game?

All game sites should take the day off every April 1st.

el3m2tigre

Nice try, chaz. I checked the sources. Sneaky devil.

Goyoshi12

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To be honest, I know it's April Fools, but this sounds too believable, so I fell for it ... :lol:

MirkoS77

Seriously cows... why you mad? Can't we all live in peace and get along?